Racism is Stupid

Holy Shit
Good news: Racism is Stupid. According to a bombshell poster put up outside the ISS room (in-school suspension, not international space station), We Are The Same Animal and Racism Is Stupid.

This Changes Everything
I know for me personally, this is big news. Before I saw this poster, I was committing hate crimes on the order of 13 to 50 crimes per week. But this, now this changes everything. I can't believe that I didn't see it sooner: We Are The Same Animal and Racism Is Stupid. Just like all the different kinds of dogs, like chocolate labs, yellow labs, black labs, and golden retrievers, people are all the same animal. It logically follows if this poster is correct that there are golden humans, black humans, yellow humans, and chocolate humans, but in the end Racism Is Stupid because We Are The Same Animal.

I've turned my life around. I've stopped committing hate crimes and have started committing love crimes. Really, when I look back on who I was before the poster was put up, I'm horrified. I just don't see how I could have been so blind.

What This Means For You
This means several things for you. Specifically,
 * 1) Regardless of our different breeds and significant genetic differences implied by this sign, We Are The Same Animal.
 * 2) Racism Is Stupid. You surely did not know this before, but it is. You should just stop being racist. (This means no more hate crimes. Not even one. I know that's difficult, but Racism Is Stupid.)
 * 3) Dogs are capable of sentient thought. They clearly wrote the sign. So be nice to Fido, because he is a different animal than you and therefore entitled to be racist. I would suggest preemptive retaliation, preferably involving pitchforks.