Choco Taco

1/14/19 by A New Choco Me
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I bought this a month ago and am so happy that I did...

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You see, ever since my wife got cancer and my children ran away to join the traveling circus while I was at the hospital, things were going rough for me. I resorted to drug use to deal with my emotions, and got thrown in jail a few times for the bar fights I got into at 3am. I really felt like there was nothing left for me in this world.

. That all changed when late one night, after a particularly horrible night of self-degradation, I stopped at a convenience store and saw it, shimmering with an ethereal glow: the Choco Taco. I was at my lowest, and thought I had nothing to lose in purchasing this alluring and appealing snack. Little did I know how that simple purchase would shape my life.

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With one bite, I knew I would never be the same. The cool, chocolatey goodness was unlike any kindness I'd ever known. It made every drug the world has to offer seem like empty and meaningless junk. This– This was different. I was fulfilled. I ceased my self-destructive drug use and tracked down my kids shoveling elephant shit in the back rooms of the pachyderm tamer. I feel like such a better father now that it brings tears to my eyes. That Sunday I went to church for the first time in 7.3 years, and it all makes sense now. What I had been missing was all because I had never experienced God's Glory in the form of the wonderful Choco Taco. All the suffering, all the pain, all the evil and sadness could all be cured by one simple dessert item. I shared this wonderful knowledge with all I meet, spending every last dollar spreading the wonder to unenlightened strangers. I am now a new man, and the world is better for it.

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--Update--

My wife died last Tuesday in her hospital bed. It makes me sad beyond belief to say goodbye, but it comforts me to know that I was able to provide her a Choco Taco in her last moments. Her last words were "Thank you, my love. I can let go now that I've tasted this wonderful thing." I know that things will be sad, but I will be able to live my life happy that I was able to share such a great thing with my beloved wife at a moment of such great need. Thank you Klondike for this wonderful, simple, and glorious ice cream treat.

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Thank you.