The Secret Hallway

Those who have the great unfortunance of being involved in Airstrip Logan's Band program know that monsters lurk in the dungeons of the Secret Hallway. Goblins, who claim that they are involved in a "choir program" or whatever that is, routinely pillage the glorious hallway for pencils, stands, and smiling faces. Allied Band Forces have sent heavily armed soldiers in to clean the place out, but none have returned from its dark and perilous depths. Nobody knows to this day what exactly is in the deeper levels of The Hallway--whether the practice rooms are safe to use or not. One thing that is for certain, however, is that it is the best place to vape in the school. Orchestra gremlins routinely take advantage of this benefit and vape after every symphony concert.