Idiotic Idioms

Idioms are surprisingly common in the english language. However, many of them are no longer relevant in today's society. This article seeks to identify and correct many of these outdated tropes.

Make hay while the sun shines
Let's face it, nobody makes hay anymore.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch
Who even raises chickens? Chickens are all produced by giant chicken companies now.

Don't cry over spilt milk
This is a welcoming, loving, and caring community if you need to cry, that's acceptable. In fact, we will do everything in our power to shelter you from any type of valuable learning experience.