COVID-19 Daily Schedule

COVID-19 Daily Schedule
(An experiment in chemistry and sleep deprivation)

   

Rewards for Following Schedule More than Half of the Weekdays Before the Weekend. Weekend Schedule
 * 1) Extra Hour a Day on Weekends for chemistry
 * 2) Extra Quiet Time Instead of Academic Time on Weekend, so I can listen to the voices in my head. They’re quite entertaining Yes we are My preciousssssssssss Blob     blob blob Shiiiddd that carrot lookin thiccc rn damb

   

Schedule Commitment Tracker

 

Place an x in the left-hand box for each week day that I stick to my schedule.

 

If I stick to the schedule more than half of the weekdays before that weekend…

     
 * 1) Extra Hour a Day on Weekends for chemistry
 * 2) Extra Quiet Time Instead of Academic Time on Weekend, so I can listen to the voices in my head. They’re quite entertaining Yes we are My preciousssssssssss Blob     blob blob Shiiiddd that carrot lookin thiccc rn damb

Projects to Work on Over Break

 

Come up with or select two projects you would like to accomplish over the break.

 

___ Deep clean dungeon

___ Oil the chains they’re lookin rusty

 

___ Sanitize.

 

___ Restock

 

___ Analyze the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended cut. BluRay edition, directors commentary) frame by frame 420 times.

 

___ Reinvent the wheel

 

___ Moisturize

 

___ Dreadlocks

 

___ Triple the number of pewople in the US named Gay Bowser

 

___ Eat 100,000 cheese curds

 

___ Eat 100,000 cheese curls

 

___ Like cheesy poofs so I won’t be lame

 

___ Be there so I won’t be square

 

___ Eliminate the middle class

 

___ Establish communism

 

This is sarcasm. Let it be known. This has been an exercise in satire.