Merry Christmas!

Tis the season of giving, and Logan High School is deciding to give back to its students this year.

For Christmas everyone will have the privilege of getting the gift of the illusion of freedom.

During Christmas break students will have plenty of time to relax with friends and family and, dare I say it, enjoy not going to school. Now students might feel like they no longer will have the responsibilities of school, such as that math quiz or chapter 6 to read or the constant fear of public execution. However, this is false. Brother Gnewikow is always watching. Students will enjoy having time to feel released from the vision of our fearless leader, but they know that when they return to school on January 2nd, the punishments will be severe.

Anyways, this year we have received the gift of false freedom–the gift that keeps on giving... freshmen fatal injuries.