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These are the schools residential Balds™. They should be shamed, shunned, and rejected from society. If you see them in the street don't look or you'll encourage them.

The Bald Alliance Edit

Though not explicit, these heinous individuals are generally accepted to be plotting something horrendous. The details are as thin as the members' hair, but the BA has been rumoured to hold meetings dedicated to the "destruction and undermining of all you hold dear" in regards to your hair. The current advice from the Attractive Hair Committee is to steer clear of these baddies if at all possible. If contact is inevitable, Chairman Carlson advises that you back away slowly and avoid eye contact.