Mission Statement Edit

The purpose of the Logan Vape club is to provide opportunities for everyone, especially underclassmen, to have a positive vaping experience. Here at Logan, we recognize the importance of a good smoke break, and we wholeheartedly support the use of these devices within our school. Our primary goal is to create a community of likeminded individuals in order to make connections and operationalize strategies. To facilitate this, we are client-oriented, and seek proactivity over reactivity. And above all, we create a positive synergy at our meeting headquarters to promote an uplifting vape experience.

Mission Statement, Duuuuude Edit

We, like, totally get lit, bro. It's like a fucking party in there, duuude. School is hella wack, so we gotta get our juul on somewhere, ya dig me?

Meeting Times Edit

Meetings are held hourly between classes, and extra-long meetings are held every EL day. New members are always welcome. Signup is unnecessary, just show up on the second floor boys' bathroom during passing time.

Recruitment Methods Edit

  1. Burlap Sack
  2. Chloroform
  3. Pure Pressure
  4. Blindfold & Brute Force
  5. A terrible home life, unfortunate economic status, low self esteem, and a quick out for pent up feelings with no way to cope

Personal Experience Edit

I have been through a lot of adversary in my life. Most of these instances have been small, and have not damaged my ego. But recently in America a much bigger issue has really impacted me, this issue being vaping. If you talk to pretty much anybody they will tell you that vaping is bad and people who vape are dumb. That hurts. As a vaper myself, I can admit that things began to take a turn for the worst in late 2018, when teachers began to crack down on students like me. I have had strangers yell at me in public, posters insult me with statistics, and I have even witnessed countless peers jump on the ani-vaping bandwagon. It is painful to know that you don't belong, and that there are people out there who will make you their enemy just for one small action. I feel dehumanized and rejected. Why is it that here in America, the land of the free, people don't want me to do what makes me happy. So how am I supposed to handle this situation? How am I supposed to continue living my life, hiding the fact that deep inside I am not living at all? What do I do to move on? I vape.